Sometimes I be like... damn.

Took approximately 2 hours to get on school network, only to have it tell me there was no network connectivity. While I was plugged in. To an ethernet jack.
Wireless getting worse every day.
Room too small to fit bed sideways, even after dismantling it and reassembling it already turned around.
Desk and dresser do not fit in convenient places. Plugs and heat control not accessible.
Still no coat hanger, due to stupidly sized door and lack of a provided coat hanger, despite paying over 40K a year to go here.
Books not for sale cheap anywhere. At all.
Girl who replied to my email question saying she would sell me cheap books probably sold them to someone else, because she's not returning my emails anymore, or my one phone call.
Box still has not arrived, so no robe, no shower sandals, missing clothes, power cords, and desk supplies.
Posters/pictures still not hung on walls.

Growing increasingly frustrated.
May defenestrate bed or computer in near future.
Caution should be taken when walking underneath my window.

*icon of appropriate mood and sentiment*