I said bring it on.
Oct. 3rd, 2010 05:31 pmDouchebag from the office was over today to study for EM, since we have an exam this week. Eventually, studying stopped, and football started, and I went to bake a pie while listening to the game from the other room.
No, douchebag, I don't want your help baking a pie. Baking is my happy place. You don't go there. And no, I don't want to go on a walk with you while I wait for it to bake. That would imply I wanted to spend time with you. What the fuck. Watch the football or go away, I don't care if you're bored. I'll study with you, but I didn't invite you over, so I'm not gonna play hostess.
On the other hand, the new coffee I bought is delicious, and now I have apple pie, and I will have crepes to eat the leftover beef bourguignon in, once the batter chills for a while. The kitchen is clean, my laundry is done, my bathroom is clean thanks to my roommate, and my floor is vacuumed. My quantum is almost done, the Ravens won today (and Ray Lewis made a fabulous interception at the last second. No points made off it it, it was just awesome), and I am ready to start a new week.
No, douchebag, I don't want your help baking a pie. Baking is my happy place. You don't go there. And no, I don't want to go on a walk with you while I wait for it to bake. That would imply I wanted to spend time with you. What the fuck. Watch the football or go away, I don't care if you're bored. I'll study with you, but I didn't invite you over, so I'm not gonna play hostess.
On the other hand, the new coffee I bought is delicious, and now I have apple pie, and I will have crepes to eat the leftover beef bourguignon in, once the batter chills for a while. The kitchen is clean, my laundry is done, my bathroom is clean thanks to my roommate, and my floor is vacuumed. My quantum is almost done, the Ravens won today (and Ray Lewis made a fabulous interception at the last second. No points made off it it, it was just awesome), and I am ready to start a new week.